Harry's Law

Harry's Law Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 3: "Sins of the Father"

Judge: Ms Remmick, I'm not happy...
Roseanna: You're Honor...
Judge: I'M TALKING..... You had an obligation to bring this to defense council attention.
 • Rating: Unrated

Clerk: All rise!
Harry: Why do I feel like we should all be wearing helmets?
 • Rating: Unrated

Adam: [mumbles] Somebody's tense
Harry: Excuse me?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 2: "There Will Be Blood"

Tommy: Tell me about your mom Marcus, is she good looking? Please, don't make me poke your mom Marcus.
Marcus: You really thing you're going to intimidate me SpongeBob?
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: [looking at Roseanna] Oh yeah, off the record F[beep]k You!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Tommy: The prosecution is playing dirty, you respond in kind. You do what you have to save your client.
 • Rating: Unrated

Eric: James is a loon. He's bipolar. It's hip to be that now. It used to be cool to be bilingual, then bisexual, and now bipolar. Quarter of a million dollar in therapist and the consensus was "he's a loon," which I already knew.
 • Rating: Unrated

Tommy: A law professor once told me, sounds crazy, but I believe it with all my tiny heart. Lawyers in murder trials are dead if they don't dance. It helps refill the humanity tank; you should do it once in a while I'm telling you.
Harry: You're a very strange dude.
Tommy: I really am.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ollie: You had her arrested because she mocked your ass in court.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 2 Episode 1: "Hosanna Roseanna"

Tommy: I'm not sure what is worse, waking up realizing you're not what you use to be, or knowing you are what you always were.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: I will have final say on strategy.
Eric: Shouldn't that go to me?
Harry: No, since you're sitting in a jail cell, I will assume you screw things up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jeremy: It's kind of a dirty trick, playing on a person's sympathies
Cassie: I'm a lawyer, we don't shame.
 • Rating: Unrated

Roseanna: Are you a dope Harry? You don't strike me as a dope.
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: We can be worth adversaries in court but civil to each other outside.
Roseanna: What a lovely thought, I bet you make a wonderful grandmother.
Harry: [watches her walk away] Ok, I want to kill her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Lisa: Just be yourself, you will be fine.
Tommy: People don't like me; people like ties... How's my tie?
Lisa: Perfect, it's your lucky blue.
 • Rating: Unrated

Ollie: I recruited Harry, so I can package my unlikable client with an old lady who could sell ice to Eskimos
 • Rating: Unrated

Harry: What did we say about wet dreams in the common areas? Beat it! [sigh] Probably not the best choice of words.
 • Rating: Unrated

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