[To Lavon] I knew after a month of being with you that you were the love of my life.

Annabeth

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Zoe, I just got my ass kicked - I got clocked in the face! It’s sexy right?

Joel

• Permalink: Zoe, I just got my ass kicked - I got clocked in the face! It’s sexy right?
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It's so lame, it's like moving back in with your parents after college.

Zoe

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I'm up to my ears in meringue

Annabeth

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As much as I'd like to watch my ex shove his throat down my newly found cousins throat, I have to go to work.

Zoe

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You have keep distracting my mom, just talk about her favorite subject.... Herself.

Zoe

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Just point me in the right direction and push...

Earl

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(To Zoe and Wade) You're just like Romeo and Mrs. Romeo.

Earl

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Cricket: I think the Belles are going to vote me out tomorrow
Annabeth: I think so too...

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Lemon texted me she was coming back and she didn't even use emojis!

Brick

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Mom, you don't have to keep buying my love with high end appliances!

Zoe

• Permalink: Mom, you don't have to keep buying my love with high end appliances!
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I better buy more glitter!

Brick

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