Now that I am dating two men, I don't have the mind I used to

Lemon

I am too pretty to die

Magnolia

I better buy more glitter!

Brick

Lemon is the new black

Wade

Mom, you don't have to keep buying my love with high end appliances!

Zoe

Lemon texted me she was coming back and she didn't even use emojis!

Brick