Audrey: I'm pretty busy now Duke!
Duke: I just thought you might like to know there is a very large, naked man eating raw fish by the south dock. Kind of looks like he should be in a Bow-Flex commercial. By that I mean he's like jacked, he's staring at me.

Nathan: Why didn't you tell me?
Audrey: People wanted me to shoot you if I was Audrey.
Nathan: When we were alone?
Audrey: You wanted me to shoot you.

Audrey: What's with all these mirrors?
Duke: Rich people. They're narcissists.

I've hallucinated before. It's much better than this.


Sarah: You can't call a girl incredible and just walk away. Explain yourself.
Nathan: I guess I do have some explaining to do.

Go through the basement. There's a man named Duke waiting for you. He has long hair, but you can trust him.


You're not wearing Claire, so you're not allowed to shrink me.


William: And yet I know an awful lot about you.
Lexie: About me? Like what?
William: Like, you think your name's Lexie, but it's not. In fact, you're someone else entirely.
Lexie: Congratulations. You just won a prize for the creepiest pickup line ever.

Audrey: It's just I, I think I'm past therapy.
Claire: Nobody is past it.
Audrey: I've been trapped in a snow globe, I've fought shadows and I've been almost killed machines.

You know, you didn't actually have to throw those away. You could have given them to me for recreational purposes.


I don't care who you are or what you are. I love you.


We can't be Audrey and Nathan. Not anymore. We work together and that's it.


Haven Quotes

Nanny cams. They're not just for nannies anymore.


The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I'm just sayin'.