Haven

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Hey Parker. Where's the funeral?

Nathan

Duke: What happened to regulations?
Tommy: Screw regulations.

Jordan: It usually takes some sort of emotional trauma to do that. What are you going to do?
Audrey: Traumatize her.

Audrey: What? What are you looking at?
Duke: I'm just imagining you as a redhead. Hot!
Audrey: Flatterer.

Twenty days; that's not long enough for me to fix our friendship if I screw this up so...I'm going to get some air!

Audrey

Why don't we just focus on one past life at a time.

Duke

So they got ya on hook with a freebie and every life after is gonna cost ya big money.

Tommy

Audrey: I've been, what, at least three other people in my life and one of them was in love with The Colorado Kid and he could be on the other side of that door and all I can think of is I should have worn better pants.
Duke: Audrey, you are officially a girl. But look, let's just pray that he doesn't have a unibrow.

Ya know, I am all for Audrey staying on vantage. But you don't want to scare the guy. So I'm just suggesting, start soft. You know, small talk. Colorado Avalanche. I don't, personally, but some people do.

Duke

Nathan: You're right. It started as a case for me. But it's not for me. Not any more.
Jordan: You know, everyone says that my curse is that my touch hurts people. But that's not it.
Nathan: It's that you can't be touched.

I've hallucinated before. It's much better than this.

Duke

Audrey: Hey, I got a question for you. As my doctor, not as my cheerleader vampire slayer.
Claire: Hold on, changing hats. Okay.

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Haven Quotes

The guy threw a manhole cover at me, okay? I'm just sayin'.

Duke

Nathan: You just punched me against the room!
Duke: Yes, that's true.