Hawaii Five-0
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Steve: Hey listen if things are weird with Rachel let me go get Grace. Its not a problem.
Danny: No, no nothing is weird its fine.
Steve: You are lying.
Steve: Wow.
Catherine: So you approve?
Danny: Yeah, no I think what my ape like friend meant to say was that you look fantastic.
You got two kids now and one of them needs you to go home and do something really important for him. So you don't get to die today, even though it would make my life a lot quieter.
Steve
But nobody is gonna want to eat fish for the next three months.
Kamekona
Chin: That was close.
Steve: Speaking of close, Kono you are getting married in five minutes.
While they were getting Detective Williams out of jail in Columbia, I was the only one helping you.
Gabriel
That is a box for a Betmax tape not VHS. VHS was actually 8% larger than Betas. Incidentally, they were inferior in every way.
Jerry
Jerry: Beta had better picture, better sound. But, for some reason the format never caught on with the general public.
Danny: Is that a conspiracy, too?
Jerry: No. Just a basic format war. Not everything's a conspiracy.
Danny: I like you. Why is he here?
Steve: Listen, I appreciate your advice. I know you're trying to do me a favor, but could you please, please just stop talking. That's all.
Danny: If you want to be alone, you want to be miserable for the rest of your life, don't listen to me.
Steve: You are alone and you are always miserable, and that is exactly why I'm not listening to you, okay?
Jerry: So who's gonna say it?
Steve: You should say it.
Jerry: "X" marks the spot.
Adam: This is one hell of a honeymoon, huh?
Kono: We have the rest of our lives for a honeymoon.
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
