Hawaii Five-0
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Hank: I've got a question. What the hell is this drain for?
Chin: Use your imagination.
Hank: I'd rather not.
How do you take it? Black, two cubes of shut the hell up.
Grover
Hank: Is he dead?
Steve: No Hank, he's just taking a nap.
Danny: Boxing or MMA?
Grover: Boxing, no question
You should get your money back from that therapist.
Grover
Unless he's in handcuffs, I'm getting in that ring with him.
Nakano
Haynes: Hold on, wait, you don't think I had anything to do with that do you?
Danny: I don't know, after what we saw on tv last night, I don't think you two will be exchanging Christmas gifts, you know
Kamekona: Flipper's still around.
Levi: Does he still look like a dolphin?
Kamekona: Brother's only working for me because Sea World isn't hiring.
Danny: Say, what is this Lorraine?
Lorraine: Oh that is an itinerary for the subjects we will be covering this week.
Danny: Because it says, "Overcoming your sexual incompatibility." Did you sign us up for couples therapy?
Steve: Whoops!
Karen: Really, I don't because they're not a couple.
Karen's husband: So what Karen, they're stuck in a relationship they can't get out of, they fight all the time, and they don't have sex. Sounds a lot like our marriage to me.
Steve: This is great for us.
Danny: I hate you.
McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.
