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Steve: Book'em Danno
Danny: Book me a towel.

Steve: Looks like I found our motive.
Danny: I'll see your motive and raise you a murder weapon.

Officer Lukela: What's he doing?
Danny: Undoubtedly something insane.

Chin Ho: Danny, you know if you ever need any advice on relationships, my door is always open.
Danny: Oh, well you go ahead and keep that door closed, but thank you.

Kono: That's a relief
Danny: Why is that a relief?
Kono: Because she makes you happy, and I like to see you happy.
Danny: Awww...

Steve: Time travel doesn't exist.
Max: On the contrary, there are several theories....
Danny: With all due respect. For argument sake, let's say this man didn't own a Delorian and is from the 21st century.

Danny: You ruined my frittata.
Steve: I put it out of its misery.

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