Hawaii Five-0
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You have to test them [the cookies] out. Quality control.
Adam [to Charlie]
Charlie: Is the crazy guy Uncle Steve?
Danny: What gave it away, the crazy guy part or the policeman part?
Grover: What are you going to do, write a letter to Santa Claus and threaten to put them on the naughty list?
McGarrett: Very funny.
All of us have taken fire behind enemy lines. So do you really think we can't handle a couple of Santas?
Josie
Kekoa: Never been in uniform?
Jerry: Unless you count high school band, no.
[The badge] is heavier than you'd thought it would be, isn't it?
Jerry [to Junior]
Danny: You joined that new dating web site.
Jerry: Coincidence.
McGarrett: You all right?
Junior: You don't need to worry about me, sir.
So what do we do now? SIt around and try not to die?
Tani
You're still in the fight, so you don't give up.
Junior [to Tani]
Look at me. I used to be gorgeous.
Danny [to Tani]
Good point.
McGarrett Let me get this straight. You're worried about my cooties now. Danny
