Hawaii Five-0 Quotes
Dr. Shaw: Compulsive hoarding is a symptom of OCD, have you ever been diagnosed?
Jerry: Oh yeah, Dr. Shaw? Hanging around dead people all day could be considered borderline necrophilia. Have you ever been diagnosed?
Kamekona: You know what your problem is? You're a hoarder.
Jerry: Yeah, a hoarder of truth.
Listen to me. Do yourself a favor and kill me now because I promise you I will put you in the ground the first chance I get.Danny
Hey, how about a little love for the maestro?Jerry
I think you told a really great camp fire story and the only thing missing is the marshmallows.Grover
Grover: Would you relax your giggle hole?
Steve: My what?
EMT: Let us give you something for the pain.
Valentine: Do I look like someone who is in pain?
Steve: Listen man, I’ll go through that door first if it makes you feel better.
Danny: I know you would.
Steve: You know what, partner? We can get on a plane right now and settle this.
Danny: That is why I love you, buddy. You’re always willing to risk both our lives at any given moment.
Danny: You really think this is the kind of guy to go to the hospital?
Steve: Maybe we’ll get lucky and he'll drop dead before it’s a consideration.
I love my father, but that’s not gonna be me.Jerry
Didn’t your mother tell you to look both ways?Grover