Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 1 Quotes

Season 1 Episode 24: "Oia'i'o"

Danny: All of those that think that is a certifiedly demented idea please raise you hand (looks and Kaye)Please raise your hand!
Kaye: Im new i Didn't think I got a vote.
Steve McGarrett: You don't get a vote. And the rest of you are forgetting that the five o is not a democracy it is a benevolent dictatorship ! Got it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGarrett: Why don't you just ask her out?
Chin: Miss Hills?
McG: No, the Governor. Who do you think? Every time we see Laura she's sexting you with her eyes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGarrett: I'd take powered eggs over your eggs any day.
Danno: My eggs? You love my eggs.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: Out of the top ten dopiest suggestions you have ever had this is number one with a bullet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: All those of you who think that is a certifiably demented idea please raise your hand. [Looks at Jenna Kaye] Please raise your hand.
Kaye: I'm new. I didn't think I got a vote.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: Why are you dressed like a ninja?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jenna Kaye: That's crazy.
Danno: Welcome to my world.
Jenna Kaye: I like it. What do we do now?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 23: "Ua Hiki Mai Kapalena Pau"

McGarrett: One near death experience and you go all warm and cuddly on me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: You're telling me this guy is not from around here?
Gracie: No Daddy, he lives in a pineapple under the sea.
Danno: What could be more Hawaiian than that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gracie: Fried chicken isn't good for you. It has cholesterol and causes heart disease.
Kamekona: Nah, a little bit of grease is good for you. Helps your insides stay lubricated.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: I'm fine. I like hospital food, you know that. I checked in for the weekend.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Gracie: What's a hangover?
Danno: It's a... You'll figure it out when you're about...thirty-five?
McGarrett: Thirty-five... thirty... sixty...
Danno: Forty or so.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGarrett: Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't there a car attached to you?
Kaye: Oh? Weird.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 22: "Ho'ohuli Na'au"

Danno: I'm going to talk to these models.
McGarrett: Okay, well just stick questions pertaining to the case.
Danno: What's that supposed to mean?
McGarrett: What it means, is that I know you. Stick to the case.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kamekona:If I live through this I am never gambling again.
Danno:Yeah right.
Kamekona:How much you wanna bet?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Charlie Fong: Cool tech.
Kono: You're not the only nerd on the block.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGarrett:This is going to clear your name.
Chin: Yeah, but at what cost?
 • Rating: Unrated

Derek Marcum:I take it you are part of Honolulu's law enforcement community.
Danno: What gave us away?
Derek Marcum: You're wearing a tie in Hawaii.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 21: "Ho'opa'i"

Agent Allison Marsh: Listen to me, you can not go after Jimmy Cannon.
McGarrett: Watch me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kono:Tangential? Wow! You don't have to bust out the big words to impress me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Are we missing your favorite "Hawaii Five-O" quote? Submit it here and get points for adding quotes!