Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 1 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 1 Episode 21: "Ho'opa'i"

Danno: Spider-Woman, what are you doing? I got em' on speed dial. Would you be careful, please? Destruction of property... You've been hanging out with McGarrett too long.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: Please don't do that.
McGarrett: What?
Danno: Please don't put both hands on the wheel. Every time you do that something terrible happens, and I have to pray. Wait...wait. [puts on seatbelt] Okay.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Richard Cannon: Don't try to tell me who my father is. I know who my father is.
Danno: Deep. Really, deep.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: I don't even want to know what you would do.
McGgarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book?
McGarrett: I would be by the book.
Danno: The book? What book would that be? I ask... Patriot Act for Dummies... War & Peace minus the peace part.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 20: "Ma Ke Kahakai"

Steve McGarrett: I'm not gonna catch your ass if you fall
Danno: I'd rather you don't catch me if I fall, okay..
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: What is the matter with you? You need help! I will pay for it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: We had the Yankees. You and your old man had deep sea demolition classes or something.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: Steve fell. He's hurt.
Kono: Whoa-whoa wait, how bad?
Danno: I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I think he broke his arm.
 • Rating: 2.7 / 5.0

Danno: Hands up, Ahab.
 • Rating: Unrated

Kono: You're a cop! You're supposed to tell the truth!
Chin: Sometimes things aren't so simple, Kono!
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Danno: Shaved Ice, do me a favor, no one wants to articulate with you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 19: "Na Me'e Laua Na Paio"

Wo Fat: Let me offer you a little friendly advice. If you go digging into your family's past you may not like what you find.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Bartender: You don't find Jonny D., Jonny D. finds you.
Danno: Sounds spooky.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Danno: That's the Space Needle, not the Eiffel Tower you schmuck.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

McGarrett: What did you just do?
Jenna Kaye: You mean with my gum?
McGarret: Yeah, with your gum. This is a computer not your high school desk.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Danno:You're like a devourer of dreams. You eat them. You're like a little Pac-Man in cargo pants.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

McGarrett: Must you know every detail of my life?
Danno: Hey, this is the CIA you are dealing with here, okay. They wrote the book on advanced interrogation techniques, which I am absolutely positive you have sitting on your bedside table right now.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 18: "Loa Aloha"

Rachel: I assume you've heard the term passive-aggressive.
Danno: I wasn't being passive-aggressive.
Rachel: No, you were being aggressive-aggressive.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danno: He said he was going in for a business meeting. Who pats you down for a business meeting?
McGarrett: Someone who doesn't want to get caught.
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

McGarrett: Why, what are you going to do?
Danno: It's nothing. I've got it. I'm gonna take care of it.
McGarrett: Okay, I know what nothing means, so...
Danno: Nothing means, nothing, Stephen. I'm fine.
McGarrett: Don't go anywhere I'm gonna be there soon.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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