I have never known a Navy man that couldn't find a lady a beer.

Governor Jameson

I have a number of a therapist I wanna give you. Walk up steps like a human.


Well, dad's a cop, and you're like a freaky ninja. The least I could do was pick up a phone.

Mary McGarrett

Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.

Sang Min: Back so soon.
Danno: What can I say? I missed your smile.

Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.

Chin: You two of those in Hesse and it didn't kill him?
Danno: Next time shoot him in the face.

Although I do not see the fun, nor do I agree with watching my dinner brawl it out in a steel cage match, that is not what we're doing here.


Guy's a cockroach. That's what they do. They come back from the dead. Next time you step on him don't take your foot off.


His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face.


Danno: May 18th, 1996!
McGarrett: What is that?
Danno: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak.
McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!

McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danno: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored.
McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.

Hawaii Five-0 Season 1 Quotes

Danny: We shouldn't be doing this without backup.
Steve: You are the backup.
Danny: I am the backup. I hate him so much.

McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.