Hawaii Five-0
Fridays 9:00 PM on CBSHawaii Five-0 Season 1 Quotes
I have never known a Navy man that couldn't find a lady a beer.
Governor Jameson
I have a number of a therapist I wanna give you. Walk up steps like a human.
Danno
Well, dad's a cop, and you're like a freaky ninja. The least I could do was pick up a phone.
Mary McGarrett
Danno: Can I ask you a question? Why are you always driving my car?
McGarrett: I like to drive.
Danno: No. Rainman liked to drive. You have control issues.
Sang Min: Back so soon.
Danno: What can I say? I missed your smile.
Danno: It's not like my tree. My tree is small. It's depressing. It's pathetic.
McGarett: It's perfect. It's just like your apartment.
Chin: You two of those in Hesse and it didn't kill him?
Danno: Next time shoot him in the face.
Although I do not see the fun, nor do I agree with watching my dinner brawl it out in a steel cage match, that is not what we're doing here.
Danno
Guy's a cockroach. That's what they do. They come back from the dead. Next time you step on him don't take your foot off.
Chin
His idea of communication is dropping a witty one-liner and shooting you in the face.
Danno
Danno: May 18th, 1996!
McGarrett: What is that?
Danno: The last time I puked. Don't make me break my streak.
McGarrett: You will not be sick in this car. You will not be sick in this car!
McGarrett: Take that tie off. No one on a cruise ship wears a tie.
Danno: Oh yes, they do. They do all the time, so they can hang themselves when they're bored.
McGarrett: Okay, put it in your pocket. You can kill yourself later.
