Hawaii Five-0

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Newlywed killer. Someone should just tell this guy that after time couples will kill each other.

Danno

Kono: So, you deal with dead bodies all day, and your hobby is dead bodies?
Max: I also make pickles. It's a good way to reuse specimen jars.

Danno: It's okay? I know that you are trained to endure torture, but this is unbearable, okay? This is- This is not right. Songs this bad make people want to kill other people. Understand?
McGarrett: I think it's catchy.

Kurt Miller: I'm not saying anything else without my council here. So, book me if you have to.
Danno [looking at McGarrett]: Do not say it.

Danno: Oh! Whoa! Whoa! What the hell are you doing?
McGarrett: Probable cause. We were just doing a thing. I thought...
Danno: I meant we could get a key from the manager, you Neanderthal animal.

Kono: Love is blind.
Danno: Not that blind.

McGarrett: Can you tell me how many people live next door?
Rachel: Just a couple.
Danno: So two?
Rachel: Last time I checked that's what a couple was.

McGarrett: Why are you so angry?
Danno: 'Cause I'm an angry person, okay?

Danno: I just had a thought.
McGarrett: Don't hurt yourself.

Kono: Boss, I have a print kit in my car.
McGarrett: There's no time.

Don't play dumb, Gordon, I hate that. It's a pet peeve of mine.

Danno

Kono: Anyone up for a swim?
Chin: I forgot my board shorts at home.
Danno: Looks like the rooky is going for a swim.

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Hawaii Five-0 Season 1 Quotes

Danny: We shouldn't be doing this without backup.
Steve: You are the backup.
Danny: I am the backup. I hate him so much.

McGarrett: Tell me you know how to swim.
Danny: I know how to swim. I swim for survival, not for fun.