Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 2 Quotes (Page 3)

Season 2 Episode 18: "Lekio"

Danny: Kono, this is not a good time, your interrupting vehicular manslaughter.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Grace: He's the funniest boy in school
Danny: I'm sure he's a regular Chris Rock.
Grace: Who?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 17: "Kupale"

Steve: Book'em Danno
Danny: Book me a towel.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Looks like I found our motive.
Danny: I'll see your motive and raise you a murder weapon.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Officer Lukela: What's he doing?
Danny: Undoubtedly something insane.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: Danny, you know if you ever need any advice on relationships, my door is always open.
Danny: Oh, well you go ahead and keep that door closed, but thank you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kono: That's a relief
Danny: Why is that a relief?
Kono: Because she makes you happy, and I like to see you happy.
Danny: Awww...
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Steve: Time travel doesn't exist.
Max: On the contrary, there are several theories....
Danny: With all due respect. For argument sake, let's say this man didn't own a Delorian and is from the 21st century.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Danny: You ruined my frittata.
Steve: I put it out of its misery.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 16: "I Helu Pu"

Steve: Since when do you speak Russian?
Danny: I worked a Russian Mob case, all I learned to say was "back off we're cops" and "this vodka taste like urine."
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: For the record, Melia likes flowers and chocolates.
Kono: Doesn't hurt to make an effort and get a girl something nice.
Chin Ho: I need to be shopping huh?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Governor: When this is all over Weston, you're going to have to make a choice; the state of Hawaii or Five-0.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 15: "Mai Ka Wa Kahiko"

Steve: Danny!
Danny: I shot him once in the shoulder, the other two are in the grass, he will be fine.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Danny: Oh no gimpy, I got this one..
Lori: Thanks; see chivalry isn't dead
Steve: I carried you down a mountain?!
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Steve: Uh Danny, if we drown him, he won't be able to tell us anything.
Danny: Hey, I'm trying to drown him; he killed a friend of mine ok?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lori: Your shoe's untied.
Steve: [looks down as Lori takes off running] that's your plan "my shoes untied".
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 14: "Pu' olo"

Danny: Waiting is the hardest part.
Steve: I hear labor pains are the hardest part.
Danny: Please keep in mind that I'm helping my ex-wife deliver another man's baby, so cut me some slack, please.
Steve: Your right, I'm sorry.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

Kono: Good job hiding the wire boss, where did you place it?
Steve: Let's put it this way, once we're done, he can keep it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sang: I taught him everything I know
Lori: Oh yeah, where's that? Vidal Sasoon School for bad guys?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Lori: Holy Mullet!
 • Rating: 3.3 / 5.0

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