Chin Ho: Hey, where's McGarrett?
Danny: He left a "Dear Danny" note on my desk this morning, he's off looking for Shelburn again.

Kono: Mr. March, I'm gonna need that diamond.
March: The diamond? [holds up hand with diamond] Well, can't blame a guy for trying.

Listen, last time I saw you, I broke a couple of bones in your face. You ever mention my daughter again, I'll come back here and break every single bone in your body.

Danny

Chin Ho: Why wouldn't they snatch Mary at the airport?
Danny: Because they were more worried about the diamond smugglers than they were about us.
Fryer: Let's make them worry about us.

Steve: That anonymous call about Mary and the diamonds doesn't add up.
Danny: There are a lot of things about this case that don't add up. I'm sorry that I didn't believe Mary's story, but could you please quit driving this car like it's stolen?

Kono: The airline gave us her cell phone number, but it goes straight to voice mail.
Steve: That makes sense right? If she's been kidnapped.
Danny: You trying to convince us or yourself?
Steve: Maybe a little of both.

You can't own a wave, and while we are on the subject; Spam is not part of any food group that I care to recognize and last but not least, an appetizer should never ever, under any circumstances be referred to as "poo poo."

Danny

Steve: Tony, it's been a pleasure and you're free to go.
Tony: Free to go? Where am I going to go?
Steve: I got no choice.
Tony: You don't know me, and I don't know you. But I knew Bobby. I owe him one, more than one, please let me help you with this one.

Tony: Book'em Muscles
Steve: I like this guy.

Tony: Give me a phone.
Danny: Why?
Tony: I want to schedule a pedicure. Because I know a guy... give me the phone.

Steve: [Helps guy out of locker] You want to explain this?
Tony: Bait.

Would you mind fetching that for me? [Steve and Danny look at each other] You guys talk telepathically? Because I don't hear an answer.

Tony

Hawaii Five-0 Season 2 Quotes

Danny: So, what's up buddy? You've been ducking me for about a week.
Chin Ho: Been a little busy.
Danny: What are you doing? Putting more of your friends behind bars?

White: I'm Joe.
Kono: Kono.
White: Nice shooting Kono.