Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 2 Quotes (Page 4)

Season 2 Episode 14: "Pu' olo"

Steve: Whoa, do you hear that?
Danny: Are we do a thing? You know, that thing where we pretend we hear something so we justify entering without a war...
Voice: Hey!
Danny: That I heard.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

John McGarrett: My first responsibility is not my safety, it's yours. You may not like it, but I hope someday you understand it.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Steve: No argument Joe. We tried it your way, now we try it my way.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 13: "Ka Ho'oponopono"

Steve: We've got to find Donovan
Danny: Donovan's not to going to talk.
Steve: Depends on how we ask the question.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Luke: Listen man.
Steve: Sir, you call me SIR.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Chin Ho: HPD is not going to just let this go.
Joe: Apparently neither is the Yakuza, we've got company.
 • Rating: 3.5 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 12: "Alaheo Pau'ole"

Kono: [sniffle] I promised I wouldn't cry
Kamekona: Me too
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Fryer: If you don't cooperate I will call the warden and have you enrolled in the "psycho of the week program"
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Kono: We can't go at these guys straight on.
Fryer: I got a badge that says I do whatever I want.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Danny: Good, let bye-gones be bye-gones, maybe you want to hug it out or fist bump:
Fryer: No, let's just work the case.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Tong: Those are dummy grenades
Danny: Ok, hang on to this. [hands grenade, pulls pin] If it's a dummy you will be fine, we'll be outside.
Tong: Wait! Fine, it's live
Chin Ho: You've been hanging around Steve too long.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 11: "Pahele"

Steve: Book Em' Danno
Danny: Back with that again?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: He's essentially a guard dog with a gun, and not the smart bomb-sniffing kind.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: This kidnapping is not about the kids, it's about us.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Steve: Is that him?
Danny: Not unless he's wearing a Willy Nelson costume.
 • Rating: 4.7 / 5.0

Joe: How about you treat me to a Shrimp Jambalaya and we'll call if even.
Steve: You are the only man on the planet who would see Jambalaya as even for the end of their career.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Steve: This is my fault.
Joe: My actions are my own responsibility.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 10: "Ki'ilua"

Danny: Don't do it, don't get married.
Chin Ho: Thank you for the support.
Danny: Just find a woman you hate ---
Everyone Else: ...and buy her a house!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Buffett: You ever fired an RPG?
Lori: [shakes head]
Buffett: It will mess your hair up, but it's like any ol'gun just point shoot.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Danny: Let me ask you a question, this guy ever fly this thing sober.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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