Hawaii Five-O

Hawaii Five-O Season 2 Quotes (Page 6)

Season 2 Episode 7: "Ka Iwi Kapu"

Danny: So unless he reanimated as a zombie, he is completely dead.
Max: Give that his head was not intact, reanimating as a zombie is completely impossible.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: I came directly to work after a Halloween party.
Danny: Come on, you don't secretly have this thing where you live dressing up like you're in the Matrix.
Max: The two concepts are not mutually exclusives.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lori: Why are you staring at me?
Danny: I'm imagining who Lori Weston's alter-ego might be.... Wonder Woman!
Lori: No!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 6: "Ka Hakaka Maika'i"

Steve: Wo Fat started this, but I'm going to end it.
Joe: You continue to go down this road son, you have to ask yourself how many more live will it cost.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Kono: and a word to the wise, Boriero is trained, I would not engage him hand to hand.
Danny: That's not going to happen, I like my gun.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wo Fat: Will you do me one favor Commander White?
Joe: What's that?
Wo Fat: Tell John McGarrett his son will be along soon enough.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: How is your sense of smell Agent Weston?
Lori: excuse me?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Mouth guard.
Danny: You need a helmet not a mouth guard.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 5: "Ma'ema'e"

Lori: Sorry, patience isn't my strong suite
Chin Ho: You're a lot like Steve, you know that?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: Hey Fryer [punches him when he looks over] Nobody messes with my team.
Fryer: [dabs blood from lip] Duly noted Commander.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: She goes in; Five-O goes in behind her.
Fryer: Done, answer it!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: You're not alone, not today, not tomorrow, not any of the days ahead. You're not alone because I am right here.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Steve: I want to help you Kono, but you have to tell me what's going on.
Kono: I can't
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Steve: You want to tell me what's going on
Chin Ho: I didn't know it was this bad.
Steve: Why don't we start with what you did know?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Chin Ho: Sounds like she's leaving her husband
Danny: That's gotta hurt, open your guest house to a guy who eats your food, drinks your beer, and helps himself to your wife.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Amelia: Chin and me; we have something special.
Kono: Yeah, where was that something special when he lost his badge.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 2 Episode 4: "Mea Makamae"

Steve: You never gave that video to the D.O.D. did you Joe?
Joe: No.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lori: That's shrimp flavored ice cream?
Kamekona: [nod]
Lori: Huh, that's...interesting
Steve: I'm good
Joe: I'm full
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Max: Ohhhhhh
Joe: You need a paper bag or something?
Max: Sorry, this place is like my Graceland.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Lori: Is this about the hot doctor from the museum? Ask her out.
Danny: He talked to you about this. What are we in high school?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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