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Steve McGarrett: I'm thinking these five guys are government agents, and the killer is their rendition suspect--someone resourceful enough to be able to kill five feds and then land a jet.
Chin Ho Kelly: That's a serious national security threat.
Steve McGarrett: Yeah, and now he's loose on the island.

Steve McGarrett: I'm giving you a chance to save a little boy's life.
Wo Fat: And what's in it for me?
Steve McGarrett: The exercise yard. 15 minutes a day, you can see the sun.
Wo Fat: I burn easily.

Don't give me the 'hurt feelings' thing, Mom, because A. I don't buy it, and B. I don't care.

Steve McGarrett

Steve McGarrett: Did you just hang up on the C.I.A.?
Danny Williams: No, I hung up on a schmuck...a gigantic schmuck.

Good, all we gotta do is stop an anonymous maniac who butchered five people from getting off the island.

Danny

Police Officer: I hope you know what you're doing, Steve.
Danny Williams: You know what you're doing, right?

Chin Ho Kelly. My brother stabbed your cousin, right? I guess that makes us practically related.

Michael Noshimuri

Listen, three retirees launching a covert op? How do you think that's gonna go down?

Steve McGarrett

What happened to you, Mom? What happened to the woman who used to make fried bologna sandwiches, and was on the PTA, and showed me how to paddle an outrigger, and used to teach me magic tricks? Where'd you go?

Steve McGarrett

I sort of thought we had something nice going, but if I can't compete with sand storms and artifacts, I guess it was time to re-evaluate anyway, right?

Danny Williams

Steve McGarrett: She give you a reason?
Danny Williams: A reason why she stayed in Morocco? Or a reason why she stood me up at the airport?
Steve McGarrett: Either.

Michael Noshimuri: He went to see Sato, didn't he?
Kono Kalakaua: Who the hell is Sato?

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Hawaii Five-0 Season 3 Quotes

Danny: Going to need a vest, vest please.
Steve: You don't even know what my plan is.
Danny: This is true, but I know you, and any plan you have will involve me and serious bodily harm.
Steve: What are you talking about?
Danny: What I'm talking about, is that over the years our marriage has become predictable.

Steve: Catherine, I want you to help me find my mom.
Catherine: I thought you told Witness Protection you wanted kept secret even from you.
Steve: Yeah, that was before I found out she had a chance to kill Wo Fat and let him get away.

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