Rob any good pharmacies lately?

Alice

The only way I'm coming to your wedding is if I'm the groom.

Red [to Vanessa]

Do you even know what a felony is?

Marti

Babies are a joy, and a nightmare

Wanda

Who is the baby daddy? Is it Lewis? Dan? Morgan?

Wanda

Right now, it's better if he thinks he's up against Nancy Drew and Harry Potter.

Professor
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