If you dance with Alice, you have a 2% chance of winning and a 100% chance of losing me.

Kathy

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• Added: May 10, 2011

You're looking out for your kid, I get it. It's attractive.

Marti

• Permalink: You're looking out for your kid, I get it. It's attractive.
• Added: May 10, 2011

Look who just hit the jackpot!

Alice

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• Added: May 10, 2011

I am a winner because I don't give up. Ever.

Alice

• Permalink: I am a winner because I don't give up. Ever.
• Added: May 10, 2011

You're chasing a happy ending you don't deserve.

Emily

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• Added: May 03, 2011

If you don't have first hand knowledge, the past gets jumbled.

Marti

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• Added: May 03, 2011

Having a sister means you're always going to have family.

Savannah

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• Added: May 03, 2011

I'm a sad loser with daddy issues. At least I can dance.

Marti

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• Added: May 03, 2011

Savannah: Did I beat Nasty Kathy's high score?
Dan: No, but she has God on her side.

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• Added: May 03, 2011

Emily: Do you trust him?
Vanessa: Completely.

• Permalink: Do you trust him? Completely.
• Added: May 03, 2011

Lewis and Nasty Kathy? I just don't get it.

Savannah

• Permalink: Lewis and Nasty Kathy? I just don't get it.
• Added: May 03, 2011

I'm a bad student, but I know the alphabet.

Savannah

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• Added: May 03, 2011