I feel like I am in vegetable prison.

June

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• Added: February 14, 2014

Please sugar bear, I will give you a little bit if you don't make me eat the carrot.

June

• Permalink: Please sugar bear, I will give you a little bit if you don't make me eat the carrot.
• Added: February 14, 2014

It’s gonna be a salmonella pie.

Pumpkin

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• Added: February 14, 2014

The girls know how to push my buttons, especially my cuss button.

June

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• Added: February 14, 2014

It’s gonna get real when the bills come in.

June

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• Added: February 14, 2014

Sometimes, it feels like I’m living in a house full of truck drivers.… No offense to truck drivers.

Sugar Bear

• Permalink: Sorry, truck drivers!
• Added: February 14, 2014

All I gotta say is you better keep your bat and your balls in your pants, your Tic Tac and your Skittle in your pants for a long time.

June

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• Added: January 31, 2014