CARRIE: Why do you do it? Why do you post all that ugliness up online? […] Photos of fallen American soldiers. Links to suicide bombers in Iraq and Afghanistan. Why do you do that?
SEKOU: It’s meant to shock people. Wake them up to what’s happening in the Middle East. If someone breaks in your home, logic dictates you do whatever it takes to get them out.
CARRIE: Would it surprise you that I sympathize with what you just said about defending your home?
SEKOU: Except for when that home is in a Muslim land and the invader is the U.S. military. Then it’s terrorists killing Americans.
CARRIE: No, I get that argument, too. But I also have friends who lost their lives in Iraq and Afghanistan, so those images you say are meant to shock, they deeply offend me.

CARRIE: I’m an ex-spy, Dar. I don’t pretend to be anything more than that.
DAR: I came to you as a friend, Carrie. An admirer, even. And I’m telling you this in the same spirit, stand down.
CARRIE: No, you stand down! You had your turn, fifty fucking years of it, and look where we are now. You stand down!

*Quinn hits Tommy across the head*
Tommy: Fuck, man!
Quinn: So, that's the two thousand I owe you, less the two thousand you stole from me leaves what? How much I owe you now?
Tommy: Zero. Nothing.
Quinn: You're fucking right.

Reda: This isn’t the arrangement we made, Carrie.
Carrie: What do you mean?
Reda: Our partnership. You were supposed to secure funding, investigate, advise. What you weren’t supposed to do is take matters into your own hands, break the law.
Carrie: I’m sorry, Reda. I fucked up.
Reda: Yeah, you did.

Keane: What would you do? Call the Iranians out?
Dar: I would, yes.
Keane: Well you can guess how I feel about your advice.
Dar: I’m an old spy, madam. I trust old friends, new ones, not so much.
Keane: Well I’m going to try not to take that personally.
Dar: That’s not what I meant.
Keane: I hope not.
Dar: Otherwise you should feel free to ask the director for someone you’re more comfortable with.
Keane: You know what, I don’t think so. I think I’ll stick with you.
Dar: As you wish.

Saul: Says here you have a 120 million dollar line of credit at First Emirates, a little over half of which was accessed in the last week.
Nafisi: So?
Saul: Compliant bank, correspondent accounts, these are the same tactics you used to counter U.N. sanctions, fund Hezbollah, export your revolution to the rest of the world.
Nafisi: Is that a compliment?

Carrie: You think I'm advising the next president of the United States?
Saul: I think her entire national security platform came right out of that head of yours.

EMT: I understand he's your business manager?
Quinn: No, he's my babysitter

It's about to get real now, not just campaign talk. You ready?

Keane

You worry about the fate of the world, I've got more important things to do.

Carrie

Max: You OK?
Quinn: I'm a fucking mutant. No, I'm not OK.

Saul: You still tell that bullshit story? About dragging people in here off the street when the towers came down?
Dar: Only when I have to. Less and less.

Homeland Quotes

Carrie: I missed something once before. I won't, I can't let that happen again.
Saul: It was ten years ago. Everyone missed something that day.
Carrie: Everyone's not me.

Carrie: Because Abu Nazir is playing the long game. This way no one expects a thing.
Saul: Except you?
Carrie: Except me.