Favorite House of Lies Quotes
The deterrent aspect of mutually assured destruction is predicated on the assumption that both parties are rational. Now you not being a good person by any stretch are at least a rational individual. I on the other hand, I'm a goddamn terrorist and I will crash my 767 right into your prodigious fucking forehead.
Marty
One word about my engagement and I will cut off O'Henry, Supa Dupa and Knight Rider and I will throw them in a Mexican dog fight.
Jeannie
Monica: Do you know what a golden shower is?
Roscoe: When it's sunny and it rains?
Monica: Oh that's magical.
I would let a homeless schizophrenic rub my feet.
Jeannie
Can I get an imminent demise?
Clyde
I bet your dad has to piss vodka just to get a blowie.
Jeannie
Hey Greg, um, how's your beautiful wife? I heard she tastes like Pinkberry.
Marty
Shut up, I'm not drunk!
Jeannie
Oh man do you realize, I've never had Korean Barbecue in my life? That was awesome!
Greg
Clyde: How can he talk with all that cock in his mouth?
Doug: Can you nurse a hard-on?
Clyde: If anybody can do it, you can.
Doug: You're the hard-on that needs a nurse.
Clyde: Ew, what?
White guys in handcuffs? That's not even supposed to happen.
Marty
We are here to open wallets not minds.
Marty
