Favorite House of Lies Quotes
I would let a homeless schizophrenic rub my feet.Jeannie
Monica: Do you know what a golden shower is?
Roscoe: When it's sunny and it rains?
Monica: Oh that's magical.
One word about my engagement and I will cut off O'Henry, Supa Dupa and Knight Rider and I will throw them in a Mexican dog fight.Jeannie
The deterrent aspect of mutually assured destruction is predicated on the assumption that both parties are rational. Now you not being a good person by any stretch are at least a rational individual. I on the other hand, I'm a goddamn terrorist and I will crash my 767 right into your prodigious fucking forehead.Marty
Can I get an imminent demise?Clyde
Some men find pregnant women sexy. Me? My penis is sad!Marty
I bet your dad has to piss vodka just to get a blowie.Jeannie
You know what? Maybe I should suck your dick, I've already got your balls in my hand.Marty
Oh man do you realize, I've never had Korean Barbecue in my life? That was awesome!Greg
We are here to open wallets not minds.Marty
Shut up, I'm not drunk!Jeannie
Hey Greg, um, how's your beautiful wife? I heard she tastes like Pinkberry.Marty