There's a lot of blue on this page.

Doug

Now I would rather blow a deaf donkey than stay in one of these places, but they are undeniably profitable.

Marty

When in Rome bitches!

Clyde

Doug: She was smiling at all of us.
Clyde: At your faces yes, but she was smiling at my cock.

You are good unless you screw up.

Marty

Fuckin' Utah!

Marty

Marty: What we have here, basically it is a failed culture OK? It's a broken pedagogical paradigm in The New Pacific School. What started out as say a system based on the near perfect theosophical teachings of Rudolph Steiner has now descended! It's now an outmoded anachronistic bastardization, well a limitation really, of its original intent...really.
Gita: Mr. Kaan? Mr. Kaan!
Marty: Yes.
Gita: I have a doctorate in education from Stanford.
Marty: Oh boy!

Hey Marty you gotta treasure your team, treat 'em right, love 'em up! Am I right Jeannie, who reminds me of my wife who left me after Marty's wife made her squirt?

Greg

Roscoe: Did you hear I'm being wrongfully charged like Joan of Arc?
Marty: We're going with Hurricane Carter buddy.

Daddy, you're about to fall in love with us for we have officially found the creamy center of the Ho Ho.

Clyde

Listen that's not really my area of expertise. There are legal consultants but they have to do actual work.

Marty

Baby except for the whole murder thing, you are the perfect woman.

Marty

House of Lies Quotes

Hey Dad, want me to teach you how to Dougie?

Roscoe

That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.

Jeremiah