Popular House of Lies Quotes
You're gonna be eating so much crow when I come back here with blue balls you're gonna have feathers coming out of your ass.
Marty
You fatties talking about diets again?
Jeannie
You've just witnessed the story of Cocoa. That is my sure thing, my ace in her hole.
Clyde
I'm not fucking that sloppy Maryland housewife! That is so not in my job description!
Jeannie
Cocoa was a she you fucking bitch! That dog meant everything to me, it was mine, you get your own fake animal!
Clyde
White guys in handcuffs? That's not even supposed to happen.
Marty
There is no line ok? There's just the job.
Marty
Marty: Probably thinks we're gonna start talking in Ebonics now.
James: Oh fo shizzle.
Jeannie: Yeah boi!
Marty: No ma'am.
H.B.S., that's Harvard Business School cause fuck if they are going to waste their valuable time saying that whole thing.
Marty
We are here to open wallets not minds.
Marty
You never ever trust anyone until you know their angle and now you know.
Marty
That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.
Jeremiah
