House of Lies "Microphallus" Quotes
Jeannie: I would let a homeless schizophrenic rub my feet.
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Jeannie: Shut up, I'm not drunk!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marty: It's very cute the way you all are sort of learning at your own pace.
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Marty: Hey Greg, um, how's your beautiful wife? I heard she tastes like Pinkberry.
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Roscoe: Hey Dad, want me to teach you how to Dougie?
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Jeremiah: That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.
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Total Quotes: 6