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House-of-lies

I would let a homeless schizophrenic rub my feet.

Jeannie

Shut up, I'm not drunk!

Jeannie

It's very cute the way you all are sort of learning at your own pace.

Marty

Hey Greg, um, how's your beautiful wife? I heard she tastes like Pinkberry.

Marty

Hey Dad, want me to teach you how to Dougie?

Roscoe

That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.

Jeremiah
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House of Lies Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Hey Dad, want me to teach you how to Dougie?

Roscoe

That woman can do more in bed than any post-menopausal woman has any right to be able to do.

Jeremiah
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