House of Lies

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House of lies
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April: You have the morals of a crocodile.
Marty: Ha, said the rattlesnake.

Baby except for the whole murder thing, you are the perfect woman.

Marty

Listen that's not really my area of expertise. There are legal consultants but they have to do actual work.

Marty

Daddy, you're about to fall in love with us for we have officially found the creamy center of the Ho Ho.

Clyde

Roscoe: Did you hear I'm being wrongfully charged like Joan of Arc?
Marty: We're going with Hurricane Carter buddy.

Hey Marty you gotta treasure your team, treat 'em right, love 'em up! Am I right Jeannie, who reminds me of my wife who left me after Marty's wife made her squirt?

Greg

Marty: What we have here, basically it is a failed culture OK? It's a broken pedagogical paradigm in The New Pacific School. What started out as say a system based on the near perfect theosophical teachings of Rudolph Steiner has now descended! It's now an outmoded anachronistic bastardization, well a limitation really, of its original intent...really.
Gita: Mr. Kaan? Mr. Kaan!
Marty: Yes.
Gita: I have a doctorate in education from Stanford.
Marty: Oh boy!

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House of Lies Season 1 Episode 6 Quotes

Hey Marty you gotta treasure your team, treat 'em right, love 'em up! Am I right Jeannie, who reminds me of my wife who left me after Marty's wife made her squirt?

Greg

Marty: What we have here, basically it is a failed culture OK? It's a broken pedagogical paradigm in The New Pacific School. What started out as say a system based on the near perfect theosophical teachings of Rudolph Steiner has now descended! It's now an outmoded anachronistic bastardization, well a limitation really, of its original intent...really.
Gita: Mr. Kaan? Mr. Kaan!
Marty: Yes.
Gita: I have a doctorate in education from Stanford.
Marty: Oh boy!