House of Lies Quotes
Daddy, you're about to fall in love with us for we have officially found the creamy center of the Ho Ho.Clyde
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Roscoe: Did you hear I'm being wrongfully charged like Joan of Arc?
Marty: We're going with Hurricane Carter buddy.
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Hey Marty you gotta treasure your team, treat 'em right, love 'em up! Am I right Jeannie, who reminds me of my wife who left me after Marty's wife made her squirt?Greg
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Marty: What we have here, basically it is a failed culture OK? It's a broken pedagogical paradigm in The New Pacific School. What started out as say a system based on the near perfect theosophical teachings of Rudolph Steiner has now descended! It's now an outmoded anachronistic bastardization, well a limitation really, of its original intent...really.
Gita: Mr. Kaan? Mr. Kaan!
Gita: I have a doctorate in education from Stanford.
Marty: Oh boy!
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You are good unless you screw up.Marty
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Doug: She was smiling at all of us.
Clyde: At your faces yes, but she was smiling at my cock.
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Monica: Do you know what a golden shower is?
Roscoe: When it's sunny and it rains?
Monica: Oh that's magical.
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When in Rome bitches!Clyde
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