House of Lies Season 1 Quotes
One word about my engagement and I will cut off O'Henry, Supa Dupa and Knight Rider and I will throw them in a Mexican dog fight.
Jeannie
Doug: Jeannie I wanted to get you a penis cake.
Jeannie: I'll take the penis cake as well, chocolate?
Some men find pregnant women sexy. Me? My penis is sad!
Marty
I think I'm OD'ing...I'm over D'ing!
Doug
Doug: I think I'm gonna float away.
Clyde: Let it go!
Oh man do you realize, I've never had Korean Barbecue in my life? That was awesome!
Greg
Love him or hate him, whether he survives or gets thrown to the wolves, Marty Kaan is at least his own man.
K. Warren
Clyde: How can he talk with all that cock in his mouth?
Doug: Can you nurse a hard-on?
Clyde: If anybody can do it, you can.
Doug: You're the hard-on that needs a nurse.
Clyde: Ew, what?
You can't drink that away!
Clyde
Jeannie: You have serious issues.
Marty: I Know!
You never ever trust anyone until you know their angle and now you know.
Marty
We are here to open wallets not minds.
Marty
