Disappointment is anger for wimps.You don't have to be so gentle about everything. It's okay to get angry once in a while.

If you die, I'm alone.

House [to Wilson]

Alvie: They broke you?
House: They didn't break me. I am broken.

I'm the most screwed up person in the world.

Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go!

The opossum was... meant for me!

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

Religion just killed another person.

Dr. Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
House: I always want to kiss you.

Dr. Wilson: I'm not here for an argument, House.
House: No. Right. That's room 12A.

Good thing I brought my axe cane.

I know. I love you. I wish I didn't. But I can't help it.

Dr. Cuddy

House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

Arlene [to Cuddy]: If you're going to dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year's Italian hooker.
Julia: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.