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Disappointment is anger for wimps.You don't have to be so gentle about everything. It's okay to get angry once in a while.

If you die, I'm alone.

House [to Wilson]

Alvie: They broke you?
House: They didn't break me. I am broken.

The opossum was... meant for me!

Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go!

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

I'm the most screwed up person in the world.

Religion just killed another person.

Dr. Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
House: I always want to kiss you.

Dr. Wilson: I'm not here for an argument, House.
House: No. Right. That's room 12A.

Good thing I brought my axe cane.

House: Give me your head.
Ted: What the hell?
House: I know. It's the first time you've heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun.

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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.