Disappointment is anger for wimps.You don't have to be so gentle about everything. It's okay to get angry once in a while.

If you die, I'm alone.

House [to Wilson]

Alvie: They broke you?
House: They didn't break me. I am broken.

Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go!

The opossum was... meant for me!

I'm the most screwed up person in the world.

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

Religion just killed another person.

Dr. Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
House: I always want to kiss you.

Dr. Wilson: I'm not here for an argument, House.
House: No. Right. That's room 12A.

Good thing I brought my axe cane.

I know. I love you. I wish I didn't. But I can't help it.

Dr. Cuddy

House Quotes

[after his ankle monitor went off] I thought the bracelet was decorative. My aunt had one just like it. Wait a minute...

House

Giving House a computer is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.

Wilson