Disappointment is anger for wimps.You don't have to be so gentle about everything. It's okay to get angry once in a while.

If you die, I'm alone.

House [to Wilson]

Alvie: They broke you?
House: They didn't break me. I am broken.

I'm the most screwed up person in the world.

Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go!

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

The opossum was... meant for me!

Religion just killed another person.

Dr. Cuddy: You want to kiss me, don't you?
House: I always want to kiss you.

Dr. Wilson: I'm not here for an argument, House.
House: No. Right. That's room 12A.

Good thing I brought my axe cane.

House: Give me your head.
Ted: What the hell?
House: I know. It's the first time you've heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun.

House Quotes

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House

You're an ass!

Dr. Adams