House "Better Half" Quotes
House: Better to have shtupped and lost than to not have shtupped at all.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Chase: Taub's daughter is sick.
House: Isn't that the point of having a spare?
• Rating: Unrated
Dr. Park: I've tapped over 30 guys and never wanted to see them again. [long pause] I lived next to a Jewish frat.
House: We are wildly off track.
• Rating: Unrated
Dr. Adams: [reading a card from House] Cuddy Dark will waste his afternoon chasing conspiracy theories.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
House: With great power, comes great micromanaging. And vests.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 5