She's just installing the cable. That's not a euphemism.

House

Taub: It's a fake marriage, but a real honeymoon?!?
House: Most are!

You're a lot of things, House, but you've never been a sadist. You're pummeling an opponent who isn't fighting back.

Wilson

Foreman: You just said you weren't even going.
Taub: I still have feelings.

See what happens when women don't need to serve men to stay in the country? You get all uppity.

House

It's the classic "you dumped me, so I'm gonna get married a week later" rouse.

House

House: I don't think his real name is Ferris Bueller.
Martha: Why? Seriously. Who is that?
Taub: They say he's a righteous dude.

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