House Season 6 Episode 5: "Instant Karma" Quotes
(to House) Whether you want to be in charge or not, you are, and you always will be.
Dr. Chase
Thirteen: Thanks.
Dr. Wilson: You're welcome. For what?
Thirteen: For thinking I was worth breaking the law to keep around.
Dr. Wilson: That's just the way I am. But still don't now what you're talking about.
People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.
House
Roy: Are you Dr. House?
House: I understand you're a big fan. I'll have my guy send over a signed glossy.
Dr. Cameron: I just don't see why you have to deny it.
Dr. Chase: I'm not.
Dr. Cameron: Now you're denying you're denying.
Dr. Chase: No, I'm denying that there's anything to deny.
Thirteen: Stay out of my life.
House: Okay.
Thirteen: I know you canceled my reservation. You obviously saw me log on when you were spying on me at the coffee shop.
House: I was talking to you. I was spying on the MILF in the running shorts.
Driver: What, you think I'm gonna rob the place?
Thirteen: No, of course not.
Driver: In case you haven't noticed, I have a job.
Thirteen: You're either honest or dishonest. I figured the safer choice is...
Driver: To treat a total stranger like an ass. Nice way to live your life. Bitch.
Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.
