The phrase "Who's Your Daddy?" comes to mind.

Foreman

Wilson: Gregory House, will you marry me?
House: This is unexpected.

House: You know what they say: Information isn't power. Wait...

House: You're invoking the guy code?
Wilson: We're guys. It's a code.

I'd like to date her, in the sense that I'd like to jump her repeatedly.

House

Chase: How long are we gonna keep lying to him?
Thirteen: Until it's no longer fun.

We're two tigers away from an act in Vegas.

House

Wilson: Can I talk to you for a second?
House: I'm interrogating a suspect.

Wilson: We're not gay!
Neighbor: Seriously?

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