It's easy to be nice to people you like. Being nice to people you hate, that's a skill.


I need you to spread your legs so I can make an H.

House [to Cameron]

I'd stand outside your apartment all night and hold a boom box, except you told me you hate 80's music.


Cuddy: No procedures. No patient contact.
House: I think I can probably deal with that one.

Oh my God, it's three years ago! Does that mean I'm still crazy?


Foreman: You two are both competent and I know we can work together.
Chase: You really know how to woo.

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