House Season 5 Episode 15: "Unfaithful" Quotes
Thirteen: We are adults. We can handle this. You just have to give us a chance.
House: No you are not. No you can't. And no, I don't.
I detect a stink of leftover faith.House
Daniel: You want to talk hypocrisy, what about you? You act like you don't care about anyone, but here you are, saving lives.
House: Solving puzzles. Saving lives is just collateral damage.
Daniel: Yeah, nice try. I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you right. I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong, to give you hope. You want to believe, don't you?
Dr. Chase: Office romances are a bad idea. We beat some very long odds.
Dr. Cameron: Wow, why don't you save the gushy stuff for the wedding.
Kutner: God gave the Church and the kid free will. Their exercise of that free will hurt you, means you're just a victim of God's gift to mankind.
Daniel: Oh yeah, God wants life to have meaning. Life's meaningless without free will. With free will, there's already suffering. So God wants suffering. I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it.
(about Thirteen) She's not a nympho, she's bisexual, which by the way means she's accustomed to partners who don't need a map to find the treasure.Taub
(to Wilson) You're a wuss. Part wimp, part puss.House
Dr. Cuddy: Are you doing anything Friday?
House: Taking a lovely young lady to the Philharmonic.
Dr. Cuddy: Is that your way of saying you're having sex with a hooker?
House: Two. Can't create a harmonic with just one.