Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!

Park

He's always been a complicated child.

Blythe

If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.

No wonder you think women are so great. You've practically been one for the last three years.

Park: Amy Grant?
House: I know. But there's a hot girl jumping around in my living room.

This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.

Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.

Pains me to interrupt this collegial banter. Pains me even more to listen to it continue.

If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.

Chase: She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
House: So are you!

Thanks for all my help!

Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?

Chase

House Quotes

Do you know what bisexual means? It doesn't mean you have sex with two people at once.

Thirteen

You know another really good business? Teeny tiny baby coffins. You can get them in frog green or fire engine red. Really. The antibodies in yummy mummy only protect the kid for six months, which is why these companies think they can gouge you. They think that you'll spend whatever they ask to keep your kid alive. Want to change things? Prove them wrong. A few hundred parents like you decide they'd rather let their kid die than cough up forty bucks for a vaccination, believe me, prices will drop really fast.

House