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House Quotes (Page 5)

Season 8 Episode 8: "Perils of Paranoia"

Chase and Adams: [simultaneously] I'll take Taub.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: She probably also believes that Salma Hayek's breasts are too big.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 7: "Dead & Buried"

Adams: What happened to your eye?
House: I grabbed Park's ass.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Foreman: We have a problem.
Wilson: Does it limp?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: I don't see creed, color, pulse.
 • Rating: Unrated

Park: Why would you lie about that?
Chase: To avoid conversations like this.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Death is a consequence, not a symptom.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 8 Episode 6: "Parents"

House: It's normal to be screwed up. It's not normal to romanticize it.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Patient: Now I have swollen ankles!
House: The medical term is cankles.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: [To Foreman} That'd be redundant. I've got an angry black guy waiting for me to drop the soap right here.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: [To a clinic patient] As much as I'd like to kill you, murder violates my parole.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: [After describing Chase's upbringing] He's also dreamy, but that's not relevant now.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 5: "The Confession"

Dr. Park: {In reference to construction next to House's office] What exactly are they building back there?
House: A dream.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilson: I can understand your confusion. I ate a baby for lunch today.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taub: [In reference to House suggesting Taub get a paternity test] But they look just like me?
House: But they'll grow.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: [In reference to Taub] Awkward...he knocked up two different women at the same time.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Park: [To Taub] You're a lot taller than I thought you'd be.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 8 Episode 4: "Risky Business"

House: No Spoilers. They ruin everything.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Wilson: [To Dr. Park] You have to give him something he values more than honor. And you should update your resume.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Adams: You're an ass!
 • Rating: Unrated

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