Wilson: Oh, sand art! I used to love this stuff!
House: He's bitter, not mentally handicapped.

Park: Not everyone is so lucky to have your independence.
Chase: Don't worry. When you lose your family, you'll have it too.

House: Short man equals bullied child.
Taub: I was never bullied.
Dr. Adams: Until now.

Cheerleaders are the best part of basketball. Without them, you just have...basketball.

Chase

While having you juggle my jewels sounds interesting, there's no such thing as friends with benefits. It always gets weird.

This is one of the symptoms of working for House. You start seeing zebras everywhere.

Wilson

We met at the 98 Cent Store. We were reaching for the same tube of cheese.

Clinic patient

Or maybe he thinks you have more than one nondescript white blouse.

Park

Let me know if you need anything. Like a transfer.

Foreman
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