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Ugh! [spits out food] Sugar free!

Park

He's always been a complicated child.

Blythe

If it isn't the old ball and Ukraine.

No wonder you think women are so great. You've practically been one for the last three years.

Park: Amy Grant?
House: I know. But there's a hot girl jumping around in my living room.

This is what men do for the women they pretend to love.

Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish.

Pains me to interrupt this collegial banter. Pains me even more to listen to it continue.

If I wanted you to be like me, I'd urge you to make a stupid, stubborn mistake that blows up your life and leaves you lonely and miserable.

Chase: She's throwing her life away based on blind faith!
House: So are you!

Thanks for all my help!

Getting knifed doesn't get me an extension?

Chase
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House Quotes

People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.

House

House: Lift up your arms. You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
House: Lie back and lift up your sweater. You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
Jill: Illegal?
House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates...
House: (showing her sonogram) It has your eyes.