House: You check her E.K.G. results before she left the other day?Dr. Wilson: You ordered it.
House: You're the responsible one.
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House: A Portuguese man was diagnosed three years ago with C.N.S.-affected sleeping sickness. His only connection with Africa was through a girlfriend who'd served with the military in Angola.
Dr. Chase: Boy. Where'd you find that?
House: The Journal of the Instituto de Higiene e Medicinia Tropical. You don't read Portuguese?
Dr. Cameron: You do?
House: Pretty sure that's what it said. Either that or it was an ad for sunglasses.
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Dr. Foreman: Mickey Mantle had a whole bar named after him - he got a transplant.
House: Yeah, well Lucy can't switch hit.
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House: Love the outfit. It says "I'm a professional, but I'm still a woman." Actually, it sort of yells the second part.
Dr. Cuddy: Yeah, and your big cane is real subtle too.
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House: Look, I have a cane and I know how to use it.
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House: Normally I'd put on a festive hat and celebrate the fact that the Earth has circled the sun one more time. I really didn't think it was going to make it this year, but darn it if it wasn't the little planet that could all over again.
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House: Ooh, girl in the boys' bathroom. Very dramatic. Must be very important what you have to say to me.
Dr. Cuddy: Yesterday your patient's tumor was 5.8 centimeters. Today it's 4.6. How did that happen?
House: At a guess, I'd say "Dr. House must be really really good, why am I wasting him on hiccups?"
Dr. Cuddy: You also requisitioned 20cc of ethanol, what patient was that for? Or are you planning a party?
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House: (to Sister Augustine) You must be all the talk around the holy water cooler. House: Writing down what we already know to be read by nobody. Pretty sure Dante would agree that qualifies as useless.
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House: (to Sister Augustine) You must be all the talk around the holy water cooler.
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House: She has God inside her. It would be easier to deal with a tumor.
Dr. Wilson: Maybe she's allergic to God.
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