House
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Season 6, Episode 6: "Known Unknowns"

House: Foreman expects me to read an x-ray on this itty-bitty screen. He should have e-mailed me a larger phone.
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Season 6, Episode 5: "Brave Heart"

Cuddy: This is the part where you play the employee and I play the boss.
House: I can see your nipples. Your turn.
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House: I just dozed off in front of the TV.
Wilson: With bedding?
House: Maybe!
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House: Differential diagnosis for resurrection. Go!
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Foreman: You can't perform an autopsy without a medical license.
House: Really? Because I don't think there's anything we could screw up that we haven't already screwed up.
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Chase: I've crossed some line and I'm having trouble getting back to the other side.
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Cuddy: What's your plan?
House: First, we take Berlin. Then, we circle around Poland and yell: "surprise!"
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House [to Cameron]: He's only agreeing with you because he wants to have sex with you - and, by the way, I agree with you, too. Especially in those pants.
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Cameron: You hate coincidence.
House: We reconciled. It was a whole thing.
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