House
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Season 6, Episode 5: "Instant Karma"

Thirteen: Thanks.
Dr. Wilson: You're welcome. For what?
Thirteen: For thinking I was worth breaking the law to keep around.
Dr. Wilson: That's just the way I am. But still don't now what you're talking about.
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House: People don't get what they deserve. They just get what they get. There's nothing any of us can do about it.
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Roy: Are you Dr. House?
House: I understand you're a big fan. I'll have my guy send over a signed glossy.
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Dr. Cameron: I just don't see why you have to deny it.
Dr. Chase: I'm not.
Dr. Cameron: Now you're denying you're denying.
Dr. Chase: No, I'm denying that there's anything to deny.
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Thirteen: Stay out of my life.
House: Okay.
Thirteen: I know you canceled my reservation. You obviously saw me log on when you were spying on me at the coffee shop.
House: I was talking to you. I was spying on the MILF in the running shorts.
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Driver: What, you think I'm gonna rob the place?
Thirteen: No, of course not.
Driver: In case you haven't noticed, I have a job.
Thirteen: You're either honest or dishonest. I figured the safer choice is...
Driver: To treat a total stranger like an ass. Nice way to live your life. Bitch.
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Dr. Foreman: Notice anything odd about the shape of the fluid collection?
House: Oh, God, it's... the Virgin Mary.
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