Season 6, Episode 2: "Epic Fail"
House: We flirted. We kissed. I fondled. I hallucinated [sex with you] and yelled it from the hospital balcony.• Rating: Unrated • Permalink
Foreman: I feel like Tom Brady's back-up.
Thirteen: Tom Brady's back-up now makes $10 million.
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Wilson: How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now?
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Cameron: You know how House feels about people touching his ball.
Foreman: No, Chase refuses to tell me.
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Foreman: House was an egotistical pill-popping lawsuit magnet... and a genius.
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House: I quit.
Foreman: You can't quit.
House: I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal.
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Season 6, Episode 1: "Broken"
Dr. Nolan: Why do you value your failures more than your successes?House: My mother caught me masturbating... to pictures of her mother.
Dr. Nolan: Can we get past these cute deflections?
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House: Who's that woman you were with in the parking lot?
Dr. Nolan: When you deflect, it's more effective when you're not that transparent.
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Dr. Nolan: You having fun?
House: I did connect with one guy. But the my propensity for screwing things up overtook me. Then my desire to have fun overcame my propensity.
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Lydia: You're not gay.
House: No, but I have to tell intimate secrets to people.
Lydia: Maybe they should be true.
House: Hadn't thought of that. To be on the safe side, I should probably do both, starting with the fun ones.
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