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Episode 7: "Teamwork"

Chase: I'm not running away from what I did because you wanna pretend I never did it. [permalink]
Lucas: I'm dating Lisa Cuddy.
Chase: Seriously?
Lucas: Cool, huh? [permalink]
Chase: Why are you trying to screw things up?
House: You got the tense wrong. Things are already screwed up. [permalink]
Taub: Mr. Hitler? Really?
House: I had to do something to amuse myself. [permalink]
House: When the full horror of his homicide hits you, your marriage will blow up. [permalink]
House: The only obstacle to you coming back is your life and she's never been much of an obstacle to you. [permalink]
Cameron: We need to get away from Princeton Plainsboro. [permalink]

Episode 6: "Known Unknowns"

Wilson: We can't even argue on my schedule. [permalink]
Lucas: Hey House.
House: Hey Lucas.
Lucas: This is awkward.
House: A bit. That will probably go away if I left. [permalink]
House: Talk to our little Gossip Girl. [permalink]
Dr. Wilson: Hello? Uh... I don't know what department I want. Uh, I need... pants. [permalink]
Dr. Wilson: That was my paper. You don't ask what I want, you ignore my wishes, you drug me.
House: I'm waiting for you to name something new to our relationship. [permalink]
Dr. Wilson: Yes, you can sit her running up my hotel bill, or you can go get the woman of your dreams.
House: I didn't know Angela Merkel was attending the conference. [permalink]
Dr. Wilson: If there's one thing I've learned from you, it's that I should do what I think is right and not worry about the consequences.
House: Yeah, it's worked out great for me. [permalink]
House: Oh, look! A 80s party! Just when you think you've left Flock of Seagulls behind in your rearview mirror, suddenly it's up ahead like an undead hitchhiker. [permalink]
House: You didn't tell me you were giving a paper.
Dr. Wilson: And that is wrong?
House: Last time you presented a paper, you gave me an advance paper and asked for feedback.
Dr. Wilson: And you're wondering why I wouldn't want to repeat that experience? [permalink]
Dr. Cuddy: Tell me what you came here for, House.
House: I've got a legitimate medical excuse.
Dr. Cuddy: You must be so proud.
House: I've forgotten it. I guess it's no big deal, since I was only using it as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma.
Dr. Cuddy: I feel bad. I haven't named your testicles.
House: Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut.
Dr. Cuddy: I don't know why you chose to give them the names of someone's aunts.
House: It's a compliment. They're always smokin'. [permalink]
House: Foreman expects me to read an x-ray on this itty-bitty screen. He should have e-mailed me a larger phone. [permalink]

Episode 5: "Brave Heart"

Cuddy: This is the part where you play the employee and I play the boss.
House: I can see your nipples. Your turn. [permalink]
House: I just dozed off in front of the TV.
Wilson: With bedding?
House: Maybe! [permalink]

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