I see you've got some cello in your trunk. And no, that's not a euphemism.

Dr. Beasley: I know you're scheming, working on your next elaborate plan to get out of here. Why don't you put the plan on hold for a few days? See what happens. Just let me do my job. If you prefer private to group, we can do that, maybe try some SSRIs. If you think nothing's working, you can always go back to your schemes.
House: God, if only you'd said that two days ago, Now I'm committed. Ha. Get it?

Dr. Nolan: You can't go back to practicing medicine.
House: I don't want to practice medicine. I've decided I want to be an astronaut.
Dr. Nolan: Well, if you want your state astronaut's license, you're gonna need my recommendation.

Great job. Gonna miss you. Want to start missing you as soon as possible.

Alvie: They broke you?
House: They didn't break me. I am broken.

I'm sick of being miserable.

Wilson: House?
House: Yes. What other friends do you have in an asylum?

House Season 6 Quotes

I'm sick of being miserable.

House

Wilson: House?
House: Yes. What other friends do you have in an asylum?