House Season 6 Quotes
Dr. Chase: Oh, drinks are on me and Foreman tonight.
House: Can't. Pap smear.
Dr. Wilson: I was telling a 39-year-old woman that she has breast cancer.
House: No, you weren't.
Dr. Wilson: How do you know?
House: Because if you were, you'd need to see the pain in her eyes so she could see the concern in yours.
Thirteen: I'm gonna check out this new lesbian bar tonight.
House: Your life is awesome.
House: Sorry, I'm busy. Tell me you have a case. You know, even if you don't.
Dr. Chase: We have a case.
House: Sounds interesting. I'll take it. I owe you one. Now tell me you don't have a case.
Dr. Chase: I really do have a case.
House: We're even.
House: I woke up in the wrong bed this morning.
Nurse Jeffrey: Any bed you're in is the wrong one.
House: That's not what your mama said. Oh! Snap.
Nurse Jeffrey: I'll be going now. To Human Resources.
Dr. Wilson: Just think of this as a dream.
Sam: What about House?
Dr. Wilson: I said a dream, not a nightmare.
I'm gonna check your holes. If there's nothing there, we'll have to get kinky.
You seriously think it would kill her if we spent 15 seconds mocking you?
If this should somehow lead to Lucas dying, or oral sex, so be it. Namaste.
A friend can't buy an overpriced Italian Espresso machine for another friend without a motive?
Foreman: You're gonna sleep with another woman tonight, and then go home to your wife:
House: Thank God someone's keeping an eye on what's important.
Taub: I am going out with Mya tonight... with Rachel's permission.
Foreman: Mazel Tov?
