Masters: And why are they doing this?
Foreman: The place they bought them only had one pig.

Lying about a lie. That's practically telling the truth.

Thirteen

A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope.

You had me at "I had to pee."

I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back.

Chase

Pretty sure the law of the land states that everyone has a right to be an idiot. At least the Second Amendment.

Disgusting beasts. I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet.

Wilson

House: Nothing will ever be simple again.
Masters: That's fine with me.

I'll kill you. When the time comes if you want me to. I'll do it now if you like. Hey, I've got a baseball bat in the back.

Taub: You know there's something seriously wrong with us.
Taub's wife: I know.

And the bitch is back.

Thirteen: You always get your way, don't you?
House: Not always. Today would have been our one year anniversary. Which is an incredibly arbitrary thing to celebrate.

House Season 7 Quotes

I was going to send Chase to tell you what the obvious right thing to do is here is, but then I realized that if you were too stupid to know how stupid that was, you might miss the irony.

Dr. Wilson

Dr. Cuddy's first assignment was for me to get to know everything about Dr. House's team... and not to believe anything any of them told me.

Alex