Masters: And why are they doing this?
Foreman: The place they bought them only had one pig.

Lying about a lie. That's practically telling the truth.


A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope.

You had me at "I had to pee."

I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back.


Pretty sure the law of the land states that everyone has a right to be an idiot. At least the Second Amendment.

Disgusting beasts. I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet.


House: Nothing will ever be simple again.
Masters: That's fine with me.

I'll kill you. When the time comes if you want me to. I'll do it now if you like. Hey, I've got a baseball bat in the back.

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