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House Season 7 Quotes (Page 5)

Season 7 Episode 15: "Bombshells"

Dr. Wilson: I was going to send Chase to tell you what the obvious right thing to do is here is, but then I realized that if you were too stupid to know how stupid that was, you might miss the irony.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Chase: Why is it anyone's problem? I violently executed my tenth-grade geometry teacher about five different ways in my mind.
Masters: I didn't want to kill anybody. I just wanted to torture them slowly in my basement, preferably with acid. You guys ever think about what you might do to House?
Taub: Maybe it's no big deal.
Dr. Chase: Unless it is. Someone shot House.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Chase: Do you want me to quote from First Corinthians? 'Cause I can do that.
Dr. Cuddy: As a Jew, I'm gonna have to decline that offer.
Dr. Chase: Don't know what you're missing. St. Paul was really on his game.
 • Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Julia: And House is cool with this? I mean, you guys...
Dr. Cuddy: We've only been together a few months.
Julia: Hmm. Seems like a lot longer. Probably because you've been talking about him for ten years. And by talking, I mean ranting about wanting to smash his teeth in with a stapler for being such a jerk.
Dr. Cuddy: People change.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cuddy: You're right. Odds are this is nothing.
House: Meet me in the cafeteria in ten. There'll be a corn dog with your name on it. I mean an actual corn dog. They fixed the deep fryer.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cuddy: Did you actually wake up early and hide under the bed just to scare the crap outta me?
House: Set an alarm and everything.
Dr. Cuddy: It's like dating a ten-year-old.
House: God, I hope not.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: I could do better.
Cuddy: I don't think you can.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

House: If you don't make it, I won't sleep with anyone for at least a month.
Cuddy: Make it two.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: Keep talking like Wilson and you're face is gonna freeze like that.
 • Rating: Unrated

Masters: I didn't wanna kill anybody. I just wanted to torture them slowly, preferably with acid.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Good thing I brought my axe cane.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taub: He's doggy padding in the sea of misery. I remember what that was like.
Foreman: Yeah? How far back did you go for that memory? Last night?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: She needs support and comfort. Both things I famously suck at.
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: Can I at least search his house for drugs?
House: Have I ever said no to that question?
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 14: "Recession Proof"

Dr. Wilson: You okay?
House: Why wouldn't I be? I solved my case.
Dr. Wilson: But your patient died.
House: I didn't say in time.
 • Rating: 4.5 / 5.0

Dr. Foreman: I assume you're planning on screwing it up so you want to maximize witnesses.
House: Why does everyone go to that?
Dr. Foreman: Experience.
House: Shut up.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House: It's real. Unfortunately. Because Vicodin doesn't cause rash, fever, and joint pain. It does make Taub considerably less annoying, though.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Why do people believe I'm incapable of doing anything nice?
Dr. Wilson: Experience.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Dr. Wilson: Well, at least the Alzheimer's patient in 202 won't remember she only got half a ham sandwich.
House: I'm doing her a favor.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: All right, I'll send along one of your big brothers to help. (indicates Foreman, Chase, Taub) Do you want Scary, Swarmy, or Shorty?
 • Rating: Unrated

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