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House Season 7 Quotes (Page 7)

Season 7 Episode 12: "You Must Remember This"

House: His name is Sarah. Cats are not named that. Women are. What the Freud is that about?
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

House [to Wilson]: You're rapidly approaching end stage male spinster-ism.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Masters: That makes no logical sense.
House: This is not a door to logical sense. Also, shut up.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 11: "Family Practice"

Dr. Foreman: Aren't there other ways of keeping Masters occupied?
House: Not according to my sexual harassment seminar.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Taub: You bugged her room?
House: I absolutely, without apology, will admit that someone may have allegedly done so.
Masters: Guess we can pass unethical and skip straight to illegal.
House: Not according to the recent Supreme Court case of Bite vs. Me.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Arlene: You think I'm a hypochondriac?
House: Well, let me answer this way: maybe you're imagining that I think you're a hypochondriac.
 • Rating: Unrated

Arlene [to Cuddy]: If you're going to dress like an Italian hooker, at least let it be this year's Italian hooker.
Julia: She's not telling us we look fat. That's a major breakthrough.
Arlene: If you didn't want to be insulted, you wouldn't have invited me.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 10: "Carrot or Stick"

Foreman [about Masters]: She's brilliant, but new to the real world.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Wilson: I am not giving you advice just so you can distort it to suit your own warped world view.
House: But it's been working so well.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 9: "Larger Than Life"

House: It's uh, bowling night. He'll never forgive me if I don't. Oh, screw it. I'm coming.
Dr. Cuddy: No, no. no. I am not going to be responsible for that. You drugged the man, you go bowling with him.
House: Well, my chances of sex are considerably lower with Wilson.
 • Rating: Unrated

Dr. Cuddy: House... I need you to come to that dinner for two hours. Keep your mouth shut, and behave like an adult. Yes, you will be in Hell, but I will feel better having you there. That is what a relationship is. We average our misery.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Arlene: My own daughter is a doctor. She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns.
House: She sounds smart.
Arlene: Did she tell you to say that?
House: I've never met your daughter.
Arlene: That's hard to believe, since you're currently shtupping her.
 • Rating: Unrated

Masters: Why is your assumption of his guilt more valid than my assumption of his selflessness?
House: Because my assumption is baked up by millions of men, and Taub, who cheated on their wives.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: We finally know what Tuab would look like if he were life-size
 • Rating: Unrated

Taub: I was mugged once. When I saw the gun, my legs went out.
Dr. Chase: I always thought it was fight or flight. Didn't know it was fight or flight or faint.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 7 Episode 8: "Small Sacrifices"

House [to Cuddy]: Why do you hate chickens? I had to choke one last night because of you.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Dr. Chase: Sorry I took off on you.
Dr. Foreman: Twice?
Dr. Chase: First one was my bad. Second one, I had no choice. It was a threesome.
Taub: They're overrated.
Foreman and Chase: (together) He's bluffing.
 • Rating: Unrated

House: Someone looks lovely tonight.
Dr. Cuddy: Thank you.
House: I meant me. Someone else looks simply stunning. That was you. And the blonde at the bar.
 • Rating: 2.5 / 5.0

Ramon: Faith is not a disease.
House: No, of course not. On the other hand, it is communicable, and it kills a lot of people.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Marisa: You don't believe in God?
House: I did. Then I grew my curly hairs.
 • Rating: 4.3 / 5.0

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