How I Met Your Mother "Desperation Day" Quotes
Barney: And I thought Pompeii was smoking.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Robin: Desperation Day had come and gone and you have neither gone nor come.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: So that's it? A couple of white Urkels offer you sausages and you're gone?
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Umm, is it getting crowded in here, because I think there are two peas in this pod?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: And she sticks the landing, why don't you start stretching and I'll be right back.
• Rating: Unrated
Barney: Please, you might as well be dog-earing a tear stained bridal magazine while wolfing down the box of chocolates you had delivered to yourself at work from your fiancé that no one has ever met.
Bev: Gerard is real!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ted: They're actually called British Morning Socks.
Zoë: Don't get in your own way!
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Marshall: Mom I hate to be that guy, but I'm pretty sure it was hot pocket o'clock like ten minutes ago.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: February 13th, a magical night, where a Ten has the self esteem of a four and the depraved enthusiasm of a Two.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Barney: Whoa check out that one! Her body is a perfect X.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 10
