How I Met Your Mother

How I Met Your Mother

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How I Met Your Mother "Do I Know You?" Quotes

Ted [about Star Wars]: It's just a movie.
[Marshall and Ted watch..]
Ted: Okay, if Stella doesn't like this movie I can't marry her.
Marshall: No, you can't.
Ted: Wanna watch it again?
Marshall: Yes, I do.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Barney [after leaving Robin a weird sound on her voicemail]: She wasn't there. I left a voicemail.
Lily: You left a voice, but it wasn't male
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: It's like a disease. I slept with Robin one time and I caught feelings, I caught feelings bad. I used protection and everything
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Barney: Bimbos make me happy. Bimbos make me feel alive. Bimbos make me want to pretend to be a better man. This whole thing with Robin was just a fling, but at the end of the day, my heart belongs to bimbos
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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Total Quotes: 4
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