How I Met Your Mother "Ducky Tie" Quotes
Lily: I am going to have to walk this earth knowing that Barney has touched my boobs.
Robin: Yeah it stays with yah. His email reminders don't help.
• Rating: 4.5 / 5.0
Lily: Terms, if you can do all that stuff that Marshall just listed off I will let you touch one boob.
Barney: Both boobs!
Lily: Just one.
Barney: Touch and squeeze.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Touch and motor boat.
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: Honka honka?
Lily: Barney...
Barney: Just touch
Lily: Just touch.
Barney: For one hour.
Lily: For one second.
Barney: Twenty minutes both boobs.
Lily: Thirty seconds one boob.
Barney: Four minutes, both boobs, three squeezes.
Lily: One minute, both boobs, one squeeze.
Barney: Deal!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Marshall: Show us the onion volcano, the fried rice beating heart, the shrimp in the pocket.
• Rating: 2.0 / 5.0
Barney: Hashtag burn, hashtag your tie is still dumb, hash tag refill!
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Marshall: Let the dinnertainment begin!
• Rating: 4.3 / 5.0
Ted: Jeez Lily it's like you have a butt on your chest.
Barney: Whoop whoop whoop whoop!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Robin: Lily what on Earth is going on with your cans?
Lily: Oh these old thangs? I got my pregnancy boobs!
• Rating: 3.0 / 5.0
Barney: Duck duck gross!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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Total Quotes: 8
