How I Met Your Mother Season 6 Episode 12: "False Positive" Quotes
No! Unacceptable! You are going to turn around, you're going to go home, get naked, lay together as man and wife, until Lily is great with child!
Ted
I can't give this suit back, I glow in the dark. Ted, I finally glow in the dark!
Barney
Marshall: Nursery is painted!
Lily: Blue? What if it's a girl?
Marshall: Damnit!
There's an alien growing in my stomach that is going to explode out of my vagina!
Lily
I'm taking the rest of my bonus to God's strip club.
Barney
Velour tracksuits! Remote control helicopters! Condoms! And last but not least there is a fleet of limos outside waiting to take us to...A STRIP CLUB! You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You're going to give me a lap dance! Everyone gets a lap dance!
Barney
Lily: I'm pregnant.
Barney: I've never seen that woman before in my life! Sorry force of habit, congratulations!
I am Mr. Charity. I frequently sleep with sixes, chubsters, over thirty's. I am the Bill and Melinda Gates of the sympathy bang.
Barney
Barney: A Yuletide riddle. What is my second favorite word that begins with B-O-N?
Ted: Bon Jovi?
Barney: What is my third favorite that begins with B-O-N? Buzzer... BONUS!
You're looking at the new coin flip bimbo, POW POW POW POW POW.
Robin
When your friends have great news you're happy for them for like a millisecond and then you start thinking about yourself.
Ted
The first Currency rotation Specialist went on to be a semifinalist on The Bachelor and then she lost like a hundred pounds on The Biggest Loser and now she's totally winning Celebrity Rehab.
Robin
